I somehow matched with a guy from Pittsburgh. Once we realized this, he asked if I believed that anything could happen if you wanted it badly enough? I said, yes, I do believe that… . But he was getting at something revolving around continuing this conversation from across the country which I had obviously zero interest in. Wanting someone I don’t know from a hole in the wall, who lives in Pittsburgh, is just an absolutely preposterous idea. So I felt like lying and taking back my answer. He asked if I wanted to keep in touch, and I just didn’t respond because I had no interest in having a pen pal that I don’t know. THEN…. I got THIS message. The.Best.Message.EVER.
I read it. Then I read it again. Then I took it over to V, and read it to her. I asked her, “What do you even SAY to that???”
She suggested, “And also with you?”
Then I read it again. And I decided this is a BRILLIANT excuse to start writing really strange poetry and sending it to someone. I am going to be so weird, it’s not even funny. And he asked for it.
The next day, I showed it to Carissa… and watched as she read it in horror. I asked, “What would you respond to that??”
She says, “And also with you?”
I think these two share a brain (but I have to admit, it crossed my mind as well).
So the fun begins… I can’t wait to begin my first email poem or short story. But I really wish I could see his reaction when he receives it. MUUUAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA.
I can’t tell if I’m awake or asleep right now, so I’m going to shut my eyes and figure it out. This week is draining. Is it Friday yet??
xoxo
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